I didn’t realize that Sylvester Stallone was the sort of star people had enough affection for that they would want to watch a reality show about his life. But then, I’ve felt that way about basically all famous people reality shows starting with The Osbournes (I am very old). Regardless, here we are: The Family Stallone premieres on Paramount+ on May 17
The Family Stallone | Official Trailer | Paramount+
Presumably produced as a contractual obligation in order to get Stallone to appear in Tulsa King, the series seems firmly in the Kardashians mold, but with a lot of big winks to the camera. Apparently it’s funny that a guy like Stallone has to brush his own cat’s tail, but like, why wouldn’t you want to brush your own cat’s tail, I ask you?
Here’s everything else coming to the streaming service this month.
Paramount+ Originals coming in May 2023
Arriving May 2
Thalia’s Mixtape: El Soundtrack de mi VidaKing Charles: The Boy Who Walked AloneArriving May 5
Arriving May 12
RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars (Season 8)RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Untucked (Season 5)Arriving May 17
TV shows coming to Paramount+ in May 2023
Arriving May 3
The Tiny Chef Show (Season 1)May 7
May 17
Blue’s Clues & You! (Season 3)Breaking the Sound BarrierMay 18
The Best of KG Certified (Season 1)May 19
Ghosts of Beirut (Season 1)May 23
Rosie’s Theatre KidsAfghan DreamersThe Fire That Took HerMay 24
Inside the Factory (Seasons 1-2)Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness (Season 1)Love & Hip Hop Atlanta (Season 10)Ten Steps to Disaster (Season 1)May 31
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (Season 16)George Michael - A Different StoryGeorge Michael - Freedom UncutGeorge Michael - Live in LondonMTV Floribama Shore (Season 4)Siesta Key (Season 4)Movies coming to Paramount+ in May 2023
Arriving May 1
May 16
Three Thousand Years of LongingMay 28
May 30
May 31
