I’ve been thinking about my return-on-investment with sports, and I have to say—I think it’s a bad deal. Not that there’s anything inherently wrong with being a sports fan, of course, but if you consider the costs—combined with the limited emotional payoff of your team never quite winning anything—your loyalty might feel less like a pleasant diversion, and more like an costly curse.
The odds are stacked against you
We’ll limit this discussion to big-league sports in North America—MLB, NFL, NBA, and the NHL—all of which have roughly 30 teams. This means that in a given year, your team’s chance of winning a championship is roughly 3%. These are terrible odds, only slightly better than betting on a single number in roulette (2.60%). To be fair, this doesn’t account for how good your team might be, but it also doesn’t assume your team is the Detroit Lions or the Buffalo Sabres, either.
To put this into perspective, use this random number generator and pretend that every toggle of the number-generating button is a year of your life as a fan—watching the player draft in summer, listening to inane podcasts, buying the latest jersey, staying up late to watch an overtime loss.
If you get lucky and generate numbers 1-3, your team has won a championship in a given year. However, if you’re cursed like me, you will average 58 attempts before hitting the winning numbers. That means I’ll probably be dead before my team wins again. Not great.
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The losses hit you harder than the wins
We’ve covered this before, but studies have shown that the sting of a loss lingers longer than a win, and that the sadness of defeat is more felt than the thrill of victory. (This is a familiar psychological concept in finance, known as loss aversion, and it explains why passive investors are prone to selling off their holdings in a panic when their investments hit a rough patch).
Worse yet, researchers have found that wins don’t feel as good when they are expected (as measured by betting odds before a game). This rings true to me: My hometown Edmonton Oilers won a string of championships in my youth, and you know what it felt like right after they won? Like I had just finished a really nice meal, nothing more. And yet I still wince with freshly-felt trauma when I think about the team losing as underdogs in the seventh game of the 2006 Finals.
The costs add up
To watch your favorite team, you need to pay for either cable TV, internet TV, or streaming subscriptions directly from each league. While you might get by on roughly $25–30 on basic cable, to ensure that you get all the games, you’ll likely have to add a sports bundle, which works out to about the same as internet TV pricing: at least $80 per month, or $960 per year.Assuming that you’re a loyal fan who goes to at least one game a year, and pays for two beers, a hot dog, and parking while there, the average cost will range from $67–$157 (with baseball on the low end, and other sports more expensive).Season ticket costs are also a serious investment. On average, a season ticket will set you back anywhere from $900–$4,000 per year (again, with baseball on the low end).Assuming that you want to buy the latest official jersey, the combined average of all four leagues suggests that will cost you another $250. According to the Fantasy Sports & Gaming Association, if you participate in fantasy sports, the costs for joining online leagues, making bets, and doing your research comes to an average of $653 per year.The bottom line
All the negatives listed above aside, what about the benefits of being a fan? Sports can indeed be a great way to socialize and make friends, especially if you’re unlike me and have the emotional maturity to not care much if your team wins or loses. Plus it’s fun to go to a game once in a while, just for the fun of it, despite the cost.
However, consider whether the intensity of your loyalty has diminishing returns. As a former sports blogger, I once spent up to 20 hours a week writing about my hometown team. Then, I just got tired of it. The team sucked and I was spending a lot of money to watch and write about a bad team, so I quit. And guess what? The team stayed bad for many years. I still watch the odd game, but I pay way less attention to what they’re doing overall. In doing so, I’ve saved myself some money, seen fewer losses, and developed other interests. It’s a permanent win.
